releasing this week: The Sorcerer’s Apprentice
7 CommentsI have to admit. I’m faintly curious about The Sorcerer’s Apprentice. I suppose that tells you what I think of the rest of the films this week. Ah that’s not entirely true but the ones look good are on very limited release (like 2 cinemas each) so it’s not really fair on any Irish readers outside Dublin…
So, The Sorcerer’s Apprentice.
Ordinarily I would run a mile from a Nicolas Cage film… but Kick-Ass and The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call – New Orleans have bought him a temporary reprieve. Well ok, I did see Knowing recently (seriously. What was the story with the rabbits?) but since it was on a plane, which isn’t really fair on an action flick, and I had so much fun watching Bad Lieutenant, I’m letting him away with it.
To be honest, The Sorcerer’s Apprentice looks kind of ridiculous.
Nicolas Cage plays a master sourcerer in modern-day Manhatten who decides to recruit an apprentice to help him fight his arch-nemesis Maxim Horvath (played by Alfred Molina). Now this apprentice, (played by Jay Baruchel who starred in the much-funnier-than-i-thought-it-would-be She’s Out of My League) isn’t actually that keen on being a sorcerer but Cage has seen his potential and has put him on a magical crash course whether he likes it or not. Before you know it, our man Jay (or Dave rather) has to save the city, the girl and himself in a deadly magical battle with a girl with shiny eyes, a man with very long nails and the aforementioned Alfred Molina.
Or something like that.
I’m hopeful though that this film will move into that funny space just beyond ridiculous. Good stupid fun.
Despite myself, I’ve really liked all the trailers I’ve seen so far; even though Cage features heavily in them. The effects looks totally cool, Alfred Molina is sufficiently theatrical (which is what you want in a magical evil nemesis) and Cage doesn’t seem to be taking himself too seriously. If it was anyone but Cage I’d be saying go see this film immediately but since it is Cage… well. That said, I never saw National Treasure but I heard it was good so I’m hoping maybe that’s the Nic Cage we’ll get in this one.
Other films releasing this week…
The Last Airbender – I can’t help but notice that M. Night Shyamalan’s name is much smaller on posters than it used to be. This is the biggest film releasing this week but since I’ve heard so many people saying such nasty things about it, and because I don’t want to negative about both the big films out in cinemas today, I thought I’d better not highlight it. I guess it might be a good film, I gather the TV show is very popular amongst kids, but there are plenty of other places you can read about it so I’ll leave it out here. For what it’s worth, it’s a family action adventure flick.
The Secret in Their Eyes (El secreto de sus ojos) – You may remember this film from such award shows as the 2010 Oscars. I’ve seen this one. It was on the plane on the same trip where I got to watch Knowing. Fortunately for this one, you don’t need a big screen to appreciate the artistry of it.
The Secret in Their Eyes is an Argentinian crime drama. It features some excellent performances from the leads and supports and while, I’m not quite sure if it really deserved the Oscar, it’s definitely a good film. Then again I love the ol’ procedural crime dramas so maybe I’m biased.
Unfortunately you will only be able to see it in The IFI in Temple Bar and The Light House Cinema, Smithfield.
Le Refuge – French drama about a pregnant woman who, after losing her partner to a drug overdose, escapes her life by running to a house far outside Paris. Starring Isabelle Carré. Only playing in, you guessed it, The IFI and The Light House Cinema, Smithfield.
So there you have it. Not much particularly grabbing me there. Well, except for The Secret in Their Eyes, but I’d already seen that. If I’d have known it hadn’t been released here yet I might have held on for the cinema release… but oh well.
Next week is going to be a doozy though. The Expendables, Piranha 3D and maybe, just maybe, this one. Man, I wish they’d moved just one of them into this week. Any one, I’m not fussy.
The Sorcerer’s Apprentice, The Last Airbender, The Secret in Their Eyes and Le Refuge are all in cinemas from today, Friday 13th August 2010.
I watched this film a month ago (I guess it was in Singapore earlier than Ireland?) just to kill some time on the weekend. There wasn’t anything else we wanted to watch and my friend really wanted to see it. So I thought, “Why not?”.
It’s surprisingly good. Cage’s peculiarity – he’s like Tom Cruise, he is always the same guy, same facial expression, same voice, same delivery in every movie – is toned down below the level of annoyance. The special effects are actually really well done. The CGI doesn’t stick out like bad HBO post-production.
The soundtrack is cringe-worthy. Hideous teen pop-rock smegma.
Definitely a popcorn movie. Just sit back and avoid judgement, be entertained.
AH, forgot to add: I really recommend you give the The Last Airbender cartoon series a look-see. From the way you said it, you sound like someone who just isn’t interested in cartoons.
Give at least the first season a try. It really is one of the best written, directed and designed cartoon series by a western studio. It will go a long way towards showing you why the fans older than 12 years old are so angry at Shyamalam’s effort.
In his defence, I don’t think he ever intended for the movie to be enjoyed by anyone with 2 digits in their age. An article I read hints he took this movie as an opportunity to market himself away from the “Ohmaigawd, what a tweeest!” label to be the new lucrative choice in the children’s film genre. He never intended to please the fanbois(sic).
Hey Munir,
Thanks for the comments, good to hear Sorcerer’s not muck! I’m loosening up on Nic Cage lately… There was a time I wouldn’t even considering watching one of his films. 😉
As for cartoons – It’s not that I’m not interested in cartoons but I suppose it’s just been a very long time since I’ve watched any seriously. It’s like a world I’ve stepped away from so I didn’t really want to comment on it in case I’m completely wrong! I had heard that kids loved Avatar but I didn’t know it had an older following. That’s cool, I had kind of been led to believe that modern Western cartoons didn’t really cater for an older audience any more. Well, aside from adult cartoons of course.
Back in the day I would have watched the obvious ones – X-Men, Transformers, Centurions, Visionaries, ReBoot and I’m sure many others that I was less emotionally invested in… Captain Planet and the like. I have the full series of Transformers, Visionaries and ReBoot on DVD actually, along with Ulysses 31 (which I really should watch some time). I must see if I can find that old X-Men ’90s cartoon series, I still think X-Men was brilliant, it was like watching a mini movie every week. I do love the ol’ animated films as well – Grave of the Fireflies and the Toy Story films are up there in my top 10 of all time and Ghost in the Shell ain’t far away.
But being honest, I just haven’t even looked at any of the modern cartoons. I wouldn’t have known where to start. The last one I really watched was probably Pokémon, but then I changed jobs or they changed their scheduling or something and I never got to see it again. I can’t think of another one at all…
I must see if I can find Avatar: The Last Airbender on the cheap somewhere…
Haha! I can always talk cartoons.
The old Fox Kids X-Men was a brilliant show. Quite brave attempt to be serious fodder and succeeded at it too! Don’t know if it survives being watched again.
Transformers as in 80s Transformers? Sadly does not survive the nostalgia goggles reality check. Hideous animation and cheesy. That 1986 movie though, still kicks ass. Love the hair metal soundtrack and Orson Welles as Unicron. He hated the role, hated his perceived “truly scraping the bottom of the barrel” assessment of the job and still producing one of the best BBEG (Big Bad Evil Guy) voices ever. Also Leonard Nimoy as the voice of Galvatron.
Here’s one of my favourite scenes where Megatron gets “recruited” by Unicron: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzNsOGt3bHk&hd=1
Can one have a man-crush on just a voice?
In that same scene is the Unicron Theme by Vince DiCola playing in the background. Absolutely criminal that it was never included in the official soundtrack CD.
Can’t resist adding the vid for the most iconic track in the movie, Dare by Stan Bush: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAESo2uv-po
If you mean more modern Transformers, I only saw up until Beast Wars and they were pretty good. Haven’t seen Armada and the other one that is the same animation company as Batman: TAS, so can’t judge them.
Centurions is horribad. Oh it hurt to see it on Cartoon Network re-runs. The toys were amazing though.
ReBoot is an excellent purchase. There was so much humour that went over my head, that I caught as an adult. Those guys were light years ahead in all their double entendres, spouting internet memes before there was a 4chan.
Grave of the Fireflies is one of the few Miyazaki films I haven’t seen and don’t plan to. Too depressing. I am a huge fan of Princess Mononoke – brilliant VA work, Billy Crudup was excellent as the prince – and Spirited Away.
Hey there,
’80s Transformers! Ah yes, it probably won’t stand up to repeat viewing but I bought it out of nostalgia anyway. I never saw the film – that’s one I can probably find for cheap somewhere though! Never saw the newer ones.
Hehe, I can imagine about Centurions, not planning on buying that one! I can’t seem to find the full boxset of the 5 seasons of X-Men anywhere – only seems be in single seasons and sometimes only in half season. Ridiculous.
Actually a quick trip to Wikipedia proves that it’s never really been released properly anywhere and region 2 is missing the last two season – boo!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-Men:_The_Animated_Series_episode_releases#DVD_releases
I loved Grave of the Fireflies, loved it, but yes. It’s not cheery watching. You definitely need to be in a certain frame of mind for it. It’s not actually Miyazaki though, it’s by his co-founder of Studio Ghibli – Isao Takahata. He’s made very few films in the recent years though, only one since 1999, so not heard about much.
I wonder if there’s a petition somewhere for the full X-Men to be released as a box set… must go looking….
Wow, I didn’t know there has never been a truly complete DVD set of X-Men TAS.
I think I can see why. Produced by Marvel and Saban, syndicated by Fox Kids. Then two big competitors suddenly pop up as responsible for the VHS and DVD? Universal and Buena Vista? What the heck? The legal costs and drama alone must have been hellish. Every player determined to get maximum percentage of any profit and minimum responsibility for any costs.
There was probably no money left to pay just one post-production guy with Adobe After Effects and DVD Factory to clean up the source and make a proper set.
Ha! What do you know, Marvel.com itself streams episodes: http://marvel.com/news/moviestories.7797.watch_~apos~90s_x-men_animated_ep~dot~_1_for_free